How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post Reply
User avatar
WiskeyJaR
Rank: 3X Champion
Posts: 543
Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:20 pm
Location: SweetHome, Or.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post by WiskeyJaR » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:12 pm

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


4. Rottweiler: Make me.


5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation


8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


10. ###### Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:


"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

User avatar
phermes1
GDF Junkie
Posts: 1510
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:15 pm
Location: Tampa, Fl

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post by phermes1 » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:29 pm

You forgot pointer...

"I see it, there it is, right there..."
http://www.socovs.com
DC AFC Valley Hunter's Southern Comfort CD MH NA NAJ, UT Prize II, "Shooter"
DC GCH Lagniappe's Chosen One MH, "Buffy"
DC AFC SoCo's Enchanted One JH, "TomBoy"
CH SoCo's Independence Day SH, "Patriot"
SoCo's Twist of Fate JH, "Emma Jane"

User avatar
Russmill84
Rank: Senior Hunter
Posts: 177
Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:13 pm
Location: Odessa, Texas

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post by Russmill84 » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:44 pm

haha Yep that would be the ponter for sure! haha :lol:
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/genview.php?id=1845 "Kickstand"
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/3genview.php?id=2439 "Dash"

" Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly" JFK

zzweims
Rank: 3X Champion
Posts: 588
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:54 pm
Location: Georgia

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post by zzweims » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:30 am

You forgot Weimaraners: The answer is two--one to hold off the border collie while the other raids the refridgerator.

And Vizslas: Two again. One to call the electrician while the other mixes coctails.
Georgia Quail Hunting--"Our farm, your dog"

User avatar
Don
GDF Junkie
Posts: 2185
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:02 pm
Location: Antelope, Ore

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post by Don » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:49 am

That's great!!!! :lol:
Never set your dog up to fail - Delmar smith

The greatest room in the world is the room for improvement - William F. Brown

Some people think to much like people and not enough like dogs!

User avatar
mudhunter
Rank: 2X Champion
Posts: 459
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:37 am
Location: PA

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post by mudhunter » Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:34 am

You got the Lab for sure!

Post Reply