The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you
> stay in such great physical condition?"
>
> "I'm from Montana and in my spare time I like to hunt , run the dogs and fish" says the old
> guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before day light
> riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting with the dogs
> or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer, a shot of whiskey and all is
> well."
>
> "Well" says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to
> it. How old was your father when he died?"
>
> "Who said my Father's dead?"
>
> The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still
> alive? How old is he?"
>
> "He's 100 years old," says the old cowboy. "In fact he worked and ran the dogs with me this morning, and had a little beer and that's why he's still alive.
> He's a Montana rancher and he hunts and fishes too!"
>
> "Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than
> that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?" "Who
> said my Grandpa's dead?"
>
> Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
> grandfather's still alive?"
>
> "He's 118 years old," says the man.
>
> The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went and ran the dogs
> with you this morning too?"
> "No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
>
> At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting Married??? Why
> would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
>
> "Who said he wanted to?"
>