Tax Return !!!
Tax Return !!!
Tax Return
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2014 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico;
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. In no uncertain terms I was sent a personal letter asking me to immediately re-submit or face severe penalties…
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2014 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico;
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. In no uncertain terms I was sent a personal letter asking me to immediately re-submit or face severe penalties…
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?
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I like that. I do not see a problem
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I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?
I'm guessing a bird dog or two!
I'm guessing a bird dog or two!
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That was a good laugh, thanks!
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You forgot some of the biggest welfare recipients such as BP, Exxon, ConAgra, Archer Daniels Midland, etc... Corporations are people too.Ms. Cage wrote: I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?
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But I cant claim my girlfriend who is my domestic partner, whom I'm putting through college, and whom I provide health insurance for? I'm a veteran and I love this country, but seriously what has happened to this country?
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LOL! This has to go on facebook!
I pity the man that has never been loved by a dog!
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Funny OP...but you missed the VP